Hello, and welcome to Andyland! This is my first attempt at a portfolio site. I'm hoping this will allow me to keep my friends, peers, and potential employers abreast of what I'm up to. I will also use it to fritter away time and impress nerdy women.

That having been said, here is a list of things I do not like- some graphic design related, some not.

  • Monterey font
  • shirts with some pre-worn tribal crap placed on the chest and going up the shoulder
  • those nasty 70's leather jackets that are in right now
  • anything that April Greiman does
  • most of those hand-drawn 3D looking fonts (you know, the fonts that look like the lettering on signs held up at sporting events). Nopoleon Dynamite was a terrible movie; I can't believe these ugly fonts wore off on the public.

Anyway, hopefully in the months to come I'll be posting updates about what I've been working on, what I've been thinking, and how sexy a time I had last night.